Stick to Chicken Fingers

photo courtesy of k.rodriguez

"Dickfingers, get your dickfingers!" This graffiti art makes us cringe. The aged and skinny image looks like that of a 90 year old. Looks like the Hopeless Graffiti Artist has moved up from sharpies to graffiti pens but still hasn't gotten over that weird penis obsession. Give it up!

Banana & Split

photo courtesy of v. diez

Sometimes you just don't have enough time in the day to sit down for a meal. It saddens us to think that this person did have enough time to sit down for a meal (even if it was at the library), but didn't have the time to take it to the garbage can. Not only is it gross that this person had a banana and split, but it is disgusting to think of how long that banana has been there for (see brown marks on banana skin). The photographer of this picture also claims that there were bugs flying around. Gross..enough said.

The American Dream

photo courtesy of f.manes

We are literally obsessed with this picture. There are too many ridiculous, tacky things going on for us to comment on so we are just going to make a list of things for you to take notice of:

-girl in the black bikini doing her sexy dance & raising her cup, showing us she is drinking

-the girl to the left of the bikini babe who volunteered to be the only contestant in a wet shirt contest

-the sleeze hosing her down and biting his lip

-the girl to the right showing moral support and offering words of encouragement

-the crowd of guys in the foreground enjoying the show

-the American flag waving proudly

This picture made The Daily Grime's favorite submission along with Too Old, Too Grimey!

Sad Saturday

photo courtesy of a.del valle

There is nothing like getting wasted, surrounded by good company at a college apartment complex's pool party on a beautiful Saturday. It is too bad for this guy that he only accomplished the getting wasted part and couldn't make\find any friends to complete the perfect day. It pains me to write that not a soul at the pool knew this wasted Willy. It is possible that he decided to drink away his problem of not having any friends which resulted in him being passed out, alone. Who do you think has a better chance of making a new BFF: Paris Hilton or this guy? We'll let you decide..(see poll to the right)

Curb Side Pick Up

photo courtesy of a.pantin

This photo gives new meaning to the phrase "dine and dash." Apparently someone just couldn't start their morning without their bowl of Wheaties. And what goes best with Wheaties? a cigarette, of course. This person definitely knows how to get a healthy start to their day. They were even kind enough to leave the bowl, spoon, and half smoked cigarette for a homeless to enjoy. This just goes to show you that one man's trash is most certainly another man's treasure.

Grimey with a Hint of Class

photo courtesy of c.diez

We've given you various pictures of people walking around without shoes, but this girl takes out foot fetish to new heights. We realize that fun, bright colors are in style this season but this is unacceptable. Not only is green a horrendous color to use as nail polish but when placed on feet it gives the illusion of toe fungus. We have to commend this girl for not having them chipped though because if you're going to for goblin green polish, keep it fresh. As for describing that lovely toe ring, we'll leave that to your imagination..

2 girls, 1 bar

What is better than a drunk girl dancing on a bar? Two drunk girls dancing on a bar. What is better than two drunk girls dancing on a bar? Two drunk lesbians grinding on a bar. These girls definitely look like they're ready for some action. One of them even got a head start and took her shirt off. She better find her shirt quick though, because someone is going to have to call 911 ASAP..not because these two girls are steamy hot, but because the girl in red is about to choke on that lollipop that (she thought) made her oh-so-sexy. So much for that..